Wednesday, September 2, 2009

My Humps

Yeah, so we have an open house at school today, which usually involves the students putting on several performances for the parents. I saw some second graders practicing their dance right before lunch. They looked cute, doing their little dance moves. Then I walked outside of the teacher's room and actually heard the song they were dancing to...Black Eyed Peas- "My Humps"...for those behind on the times "My Humps" is referring to a woman's breasts and bottom area. The song has plenty of references to sex as well.

So a bunch of second graders, gyrating, shaking and grabbing to "My Humps". Inappropriate? Lost in translation? You tell me...I mean, I like the song, quite catchy, but I don't think it's quite appropriate little 6-12 year olds. Perhaps the Thai teachers are only hearing beat and music, and paying the words no attention. This all being said, it is pretty difficult to find a song these days that doesn't make some reference to drugs, sex, infidelity or T&A.

Here are the lyrics from "My Humps":

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karen, they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin’
Fly gearrr but I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Se7en Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t fakin’
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She’s got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps.
(Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
I mix your milk with my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.


They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.

They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can’t touch it,
If u touch it I’ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps
In the back and in the front.

My lovin’ got u,
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.


This is the end of this blog, class soon, I better get my humps up to the classroom!

3 comments:

Beccarigg said...

okay, reading ALL the lyrics makes that even worse. I'm banning that song from our house. (Not that we own it but I've listened to it before on the radio without realizing just how raunchy it is!)

Titan and I said...

They could have danced to Lady Gaga's "Disco Stick".

Pae and Guy said...

I have a feeling that will be our Christmas anthem this year.

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